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I got 99 problems but high school ain’t one (I know this sentence is grammatically incorrect but just go along with it)

Would anybody actually text me if I put my number up bc I want to make new friendsĀ 


Gf:  babe come over
Me:  I'm eating garlic bread
Gf:  I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me:  it's the kind that's covered in cheese